Another one off Tea Bag. When it starts to hurt, you're probably doing it too much.
Mail-Order Bride
on tuesday-girlfriend came up to me
and she said-she's had enough of me
so she left-but i won't be alone
cause i got a touch tone telephone
and i called 1-800-new bride
and 3 days later she arrived
she's so cute and i'm so proud
i got big plans now
i got a new girl
i got big plans now
it's ok-if she don't understand
cause she knows just how to please a man
and you won't ever hear me complain
cause i can't even pronounce her name
but i got clean socks and boxer shorts now
we have sex all day and night-wow
and all my friends wanna know how
chorus
then one day i came home to find
her stuff gone-she left a note behind
"green card came"-thats what the letter said
"i hate you"-so fucking drop dead now
got dirty socks and boxer shorts now
masturbate all day and night-owwwwwwwww
scratch my head and wonder how
